Troopers, Fish & Game honchos and cops from the Dept. of Motor Vehicles (?) all responded to frantic calls from motorists along I-91 near Bradford. The problem was a wandering large pig of about 550 pounds.*
The incident occurred yesterday and lasted for several hours (?) over lunchtime, but traffic was already rerouted from the interstate due to a fix of falling rock that had been happening since peeper season petered out. Naturally, the authorities decided it was a danger to motorists and put the porker down. Shortly afterward, the pig's owner opted to donate the "proceeds" to a local meat processor.
We know who reads this - and their meat-eating ways. Just beware of Bradford ham right now.
* That's bigger than the combined weight of any 3 contributors to The Blogstroms.
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