David Blaine is bad and wrong and I have to get it off my chest

I really loathe David Blaine. He is NOT a magician. He IS a douche.



David Copperfield is a magician (yes, I know that he's been accused of sexual misconduct, I didn't say he was a great guy, just a great magician). He does magic tricks. Anyone with the title "The Great...." is a magician. The great Zagdor is not only a great name, but he's a great magician (to the best of my knowledge I made that name up) Shoot, the judge on the t.v. show Night Court was a better magician. Being a douche is not magic.



Oh yeah, he took breaks. His magic trick was to hang upside down until he became tired, or had to pee. So.....um.....magic!

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