Rambo 4 - electric pianofor (te)

Can you have punctuation in a haiku?

Rambo's back bitches
Now he has sixty-two years
Wisely keeps shirt on

Go to Burma now
Rescue Anglo Christian girl
Sex as reward yes?

Man is cheeky Brit
His mouth is big, but brain small
Rambo will teach him

Girl in stall with pigs
While Rambo brings help on boat
Why are they all Brits?

Holy F-ing Sit!
This is a trap can't you see?
Why hate the boat man?

Blood flows freely now
Heads explode, limbs torn apart
Boat man saves your life

Too gruesome for words
What's happening to the dogs?
Why hurt the puppies?

Rambo is quite strong
Even he can't outrun bomb
Oh wait....yes he can

Middle name is death
His first name is destruction
He is salvation

Coward tries to run
But is gutted like a fish
Rambo will prevail

Girl is heartbroken
There is too much death around
All by his large hand

He walks the road now
Back to the place he called home
*God bless this country














*and God bless Rambo.

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