Rambo II: electric bugaloo

I wear a sweatshirt
the mind is the best weapon
but these delts don't hurt

I'm hung up you say
I don't need no equipment
I'm Rambo bitches

snake tries to bite me
I turn and grab it with fury
no more big bad snake

Asian woman is hot
Her eyes like the western sky
I hope she's a slut

Rambo in mud pit
torture makes the muscles twitch
lone wolf is hurting

The killed my best girl
all my dreams die in my arms
lone wolf is hurting

covered in the mud
you cannot see me assholes
but I can kill you

Rambo vs. chicken
chicken doesn't stand a chance
He scrambles their eggs

Rambo went ape shit
he snapped necks and kicked asses
he will live with monks

Comments

Ursula said…
Dude, every time you Rambo haiku, I want to see the movie more and more!