Happy birthday to you.
You live in the zoo.
You look like a monkey,
and you smell like one too.

I know, I know, this is a chimp, not a monkey. It's actually Fifi, eating a celebratory carrot at her 60th birthday party in Sydney, Australia. Fifi is the oldest chimp in the Sydney zoo.
I hope I look that good when I'm 60!
You live in the zoo.
You look like a monkey,
and you smell like one too.
I know, I know, this is a chimp, not a monkey. It's actually Fifi, eating a celebratory carrot at her 60th birthday party in Sydney, Australia. Fifi is the oldest chimp in the Sydney zoo.
I hope I look that good when I'm 60!
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BUT...
1) I do not smell like a monkey. Even the richest and smartest and best looking monkey has Channel envy when they think of me.
2) I am not as old as Fifi, and I never will be. So there.