The Insanity Begins

Hells, yes, bitches! We are ramping up to Major Freak Out around here, in honor of my all-too-rapidly-approaching exams. I can't fall asleep, when I do I sleep badly, and I don't want to get up in the morning. And no, haven't bumped my head...although it did rain some today, although I wouldn't call it pouring...ANYWAY! Big K spent last night subjected to (1) his wife sitting bolt upright, hand to her chest, panting and saying, "Something's wrong!" What was wrong? She'd fallen asleep funny on her side. And was cold. And did I mention the insanity? (2) Next poor K is woken again, because his (insane) wife is sure, just sure, she hears someone in the apartment. In their china cabinet, to be exact. Stealing the wine glasses maybe? Or--not!

Oh, man. The next few days will suck.