Overheard

NYU girl: I'm so stressed out.
NYU boy: You're stressed out? I'm rushing for a fraternity. I'm stressed out.
NYU girl: What do you have to do?
NYU boy: Can't say. It's top secret.
NYU girl: Oh my gawd, tell me!
NYU boy, jokingly: I get hazed.
NYU girl: What's hazed?
NYU boy: Oh my god. Wikipedia it.
NYU girl: What's Wikipedia? Well, whatever. I want to rush for a fraternity.
NYU boy: You can't. A fraternity is only for boys.
NYU girl: Ugh, fine! Then I'll rush for a maternity and I'll be cooler than you and your top secret fraternity.
NYU boy: Okay, we're not friends for ten minutes.