Why don't we watch daytime soaps?

I didn't know that lipstick was empowering to men, but, clearly there is a LOT I don't know.
These are recent lines from All My Children:

"A dead slut can cause just as much trouble as a live slut!"
"Your mother is a cheating tramp, and she taught you everything you know!"
"A man has to learn how to take care of himself -- especially if he's wearing lipstick!"
"You just had to bring your gender-bending game into Pine Valley!"
"An escaped mental patient has my baby!"

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