Man in stall, struggling: Damn you, Taco Bell!
--Bathroom, John Jay College
Man on cell in stall: Hold on a second, honey. [Biological sounds] Okay, I'm back. Look, there's no way to say this other than right out. This week together made me think things over. Will you marry me?
--Office bathroom, 44th & Lex
Drunk girl in stall, to herself: Okay, this time let's try not to pee all over my jeans.
--Cabana, Maritime Hotel
--Bathroom, John Jay College
Man on cell in stall: Hold on a second, honey. [Biological sounds] Okay, I'm back. Look, there's no way to say this other than right out. This week together made me think things over. Will you marry me?
--Office bathroom, 44th & Lex
Drunk girl in stall, to herself: Okay, this time let's try not to pee all over my jeans.
--Cabana, Maritime Hotel
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