My day after work

So today was like every other at work. Crappy. The best art of the day happened within 15 minutes after I left the building. I was walking to the bus stop when a guy stopped and said hello to me. I turned and gave him the "I'm acknowledging you as a human being but am not prepared to make conversation even though we're both black" nod. I continued walking. Then the unknown man said

"You remind me of my 5th wife. She was thick in the butt too"

I love living in the city.