I got a reservation at one of the restaurants run by Alain Ducasse. I also found r/t tickets on 1 airline with window seats (I get sick and panicky otherwise) for $618.44 I'm so freaking stoked. One kind of badish thing. When I called to confirm my reservations the host spoke in the fastest French I'd ever heard. That's when it hit me. I don't speak French. Seriously. I don't speak French. I've made a horrible mistake. I should've gone to Spain instead. At least I can get by with my Spanish. I don't speak French. I'm going to end up being the ugly American who doesn't speak French. I was afraid to tell the host that I'm allergic to lobster because I thought he'd automatically think I was a spoiled brat of an American. Crap. I don't speak French.
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