The closest I'll ever get to royalty

I'm not allowed to reveal the identity of any guest that stays with us. That being said I will speak in code. Yesterday I noticed that there was a picture of an awesome singer on one of the room service carts. It is none other than the queen Goddess. Who could the mystery guest be? The only clue I can give is "J-J-J-J-J-J-Jingle bells J-J-J-J-J-J-Jingle bells." That's right folks she's here. I can't tell you much. All I can say is that she has requested organic seedless grapes for her anemity. Unfortunately her concert tickets are about $750 unless you want a backstage thing which can be $50,000. I touched every piece of fruit on her organic fruit platter.