Spam

While it's content is, predictably enough, unreadable in its combination of banality and abuse of the English language, I have received the most revealing spam email in history. Why is this utterly ineffective shill for stock market quotes (or something) so wonderful? Because it's subject line is "gobbledygook black hole," and thus succinctly describes itself perfectly, but encapsulates in toto the very experience of receiving any and all such messages.

Comments

that is absolutely the best subject line that has ever existed.
blogmother said…
You automatically trash all things "gobbledygook"?
Ursula said…
I got one once with the subject line, "hello there broomrape." It expressed much concern for my troubles with my "erectoin." Fave spam ever.
blogmother said…
Who does have erectoin troubles?