So a decade or so ago (by pop music standards) Gwen Stefani came out with a solo album. She decided to also purchase some Japanese women, rename them and release shitacular 'music'. The big smash hit was "Hollaback Girl." Well, another talentless woman has broken apart from a popular group (Black Eyed Peas) and is releasing an album of her own. The first single is "London Bridge." I just caught the video for thiss P.O.S. and had to share it with you guys. Not only is Fergie a horrible singer who ruined the group BEP, but now she's determined to ruin music for as long as she's on this earth. She has 2 presumably Japanese women in her posse and the song is almost an exact copy of "Hollaback Girl." Let's do a comparison and so who the winner is.
# of Japanese slaves Gwen wins she has 4 while Fergie only has 2
most confusing video Fergie
former bandmates hate Both singers equally
band was better without Again we are tied although I never heard no doubt w/out Gwen
her immense amount
of suckiosity and they
should get back together
but without the talentless
whore
As you can see the girls are tied. How can we break this tie? One bonus category. The talentless wench who wins this point will be the queen of all suckdom.
peed pants while onstage Fergie takes this category
Fergie has won. She is the shittiest pop culture person. As a bonus feature I'd like you guys to play a game. It's called "what's wrong with this video?" After watching the video you have to comment on what the most horrible part is. I will give you one hint. It has to do with the title of the song. Good luck players.
# of Japanese slaves Gwen wins she has 4 while Fergie only has 2
most confusing video Fergie
former bandmates hate Both singers equally
band was better without Again we are tied although I never heard no doubt w/out Gwen
her immense amount
of suckiosity and they
should get back together
but without the talentless
whore
As you can see the girls are tied. How can we break this tie? One bonus category. The talentless wench who wins this point will be the queen of all suckdom.
peed pants while onstage Fergie takes this category
Fergie has won. She is the shittiest pop culture person. As a bonus feature I'd like you guys to play a game. It's called "what's wrong with this video?" After watching the video you have to comment on what the most horrible part is. I will give you one hint. It has to do with the title of the song. Good luck players.
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