Because I'm Puerto Rican
Queer #1: What did he just say?
Queer #2: He called you maricon. It means faggot in Spanish.
Queer #1: Oh, thank God. I thought he called me Mexican. I was about to be really offended.
--Lorimer St, Williamsburg
Overheard by: Ray
The original title of this one was too offensive so I deleted it. The new title will be Cheeseburger
Midwestern child: Daddy, what's that candle thing?
Midwestern father: It's called a menorah. They use it on Jewish Christmas.
--Spamalot, Shubert Theatre, W 44th St
The Novelty of Non-Cooking Sluts Soon Wears Off
Idealist: I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl who will make omelets and won't sleep with my friends.
--7th & Ave A
Portrait of the Social Worker as a Young Girl
Girl #1: Dammit, they're putting one of the wheelchair people on the bus!
Girl #2: Fuck, man...You know, they should just put a handle on the back of the bus.
Girl #1: Yeah, that could be fun for them!
--M12 bus
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