Say WHAT???!!! [with update]

Here's the reaction of the Guantanamo commander to the recent suicides there. I shit you not.

"They are smart, they are creative, they are committed," Admiral Harris said. "They have no regard for life, neither ours nor their own. I believe this was not an act of desperation, but an act of asymmetrical warfare waged against us."

Yes! After being detained on no charges for over four years, hanging yourself with a bedsheet is clearly an act of, no, not desperation and abject misery, but guerilla warfare! Wow.

[Update: one MUST read this wonderful editorial on the issue: 6/10 Changed Everything.]

Comments

Oldman said…
Let me think. I am Al-Commander, and my new Asymmetric Warfare Plan to defeat the infidels is for all my men to hang themselves….
blogmother said…
Innocent American bullets.