I've become "one of them"

It's official. I have become one of the mindless yuppie, copycat, stupid, unoriginal, gap loving, pop music singing drones that I despise. How did this happen? Starbucks. I have a signature drink. I am a tall (sometimes a grande, but usually a tall), half-caf, non-fat, marble, mocha, macchiato. I am officially an asshole.

Comments

blogmother said…
Half-caf, non-fat, marble, mocha, macchiato

Its like a chant...
half-caf, non-fat, mmm
half-caf, non-fat, mmm
half-caf, non-fat, mmm
half-caf, non-fat, marble, mocha, macchiato mmm
rambobrite said…
yo, at least there are lattes in the land of where you are. i can't find a place to buy them and have been forced to go into production here in my closet. at least i know i make to meanest double tall quarter-shot-maple soy capps in north jersey.
Oldman said…
Setting up a Latte Lab in a closet? They are hunting these down you know...
Ursula said…
TRB's place sounds sort of like a speakeasy...only more of a speakjittery.