I just popped on the tube and Godzilla is paired up with what looks like a huge ginormous power ranger/voltron member and is flinging what appears to be a giant cockroach/beetle around. Ooh the Japanese people are enthralled. They seem very happy that beetle/roach thing is gone now. The power ranger and Godzilla are shaking hands. They're friends now, and the Japanese people are so excited. "Bye bye" the precocious child says as Godzilla walks into the not actually sunset. Now they're running towards the power ranger who is vogueing and shrinking at the same time. The power ranger who I'm now calling Smitty sounds a bit like a love child between a telephone and R2D2. "Jip jagga. Jip jagga hahaha. Uhmn na ga soooooooooooo". That's the end song. So come on. Don't let me down. NAME THAT GODZILLA
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Height: 1.8-50 meters
Mass: 150 kilograms-25,000 tons
Powers/Weapons: Flight at mach 3.5; able to alter its own size; can unleash a tremendous amount of light from its eyes
First Appearance: Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973)