Merry Merry Merry with Merry Sauce!

Merry Christmas, all! Today we celebrate the birth of Santa, who came among us in a lowly J.C. Penny display window in a mall, in fulfillment of the prophecy which said, "And yay, the sugarplum shall conceive, although it knew not candy cane, and it shall bring forth the child who shall be wrapped in red and white swaddling clothes, and his tummy shall be known as a Bowl Full of Jelly. Gifts shall be brought unto him: the twinkling lights and also the untwinkling kind, and a tree of evergeen upon which to hang them. Also, you'd better eat some roast poultry of some sort, 'cause lo, it is tasty."

By the way, Agela, I note that by carving goose today, you are in fact fulfilling (early) one of the observances of Kwanzaa: Krakatummifeedin. And now I'm off to feed some Kraktummis myself...

Rejoice!